Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Internet, Mankind, Evolution

Darwin would have a great laugh seeing mankind in a thousand years, I'm sure that we will evolve very differently from what we are given the way we use Internet, we will evolve into things with huge eyes(staring at the monitor all day long what else do you expect), small legs(rarely we use them just to get a snack) and one long hand (well this is might not happen with evolution of  track-pads in laptops but then the fingers should grow longer)

God has evolved into Google,  I should say Google is God now! For the most questions we ask is not to God but to Google. Well these are not just simple questions like 'Where is Osama?', these are questions like
The fact that Google has grown to be good enough to answer who god is , where he is says who is the boss.

With the Internet am sure that we have evolved into beings with huger asses, munching junk all day long browsing through the web. And watch out as its only going to get bigger

Travel will evolve into nothing, there will come a time when the Internet and Computers will be good enough to us to go see every part of the world without moving an inch. Now I know that there are things like Google maps, but what if you can send an all flying swimming robot and get feedback from it? You can explore the whole world just sitting in from of you comp!

Farmers and fishermen will go online? I wonder when I see farmville, fishville and stuff like that on Facebook, whether computers will evolve into good enough machines where we can purchase seeds via Web and play games like farmville and get real food! I really wondered about this when my friend said 'Oh its 5:40 I gotta go sow some seeds and feed my cattles', at first I was like wtf? then I knew what it was.

The brain will turn futile, its work is to just give one instruction to every question - ' Go to Google search -> type the question '.Lets see the trend to prove that people are asking goofy questions to Google these days, first of lets study how the Internet reacts to current trend questions and old ones
Now as this proves, Google returns search results to the current trend of queries quicker much like our brain, now lets see this
Obviousness. Now this brings a huge question to the table