Thursday, November 18, 2010

What you can do in a bus

Walkman - Put on your walkman, sing like there's no-one around, sing your heart out, sing till their ears blast out, sing like you rule the world.
  
Clean - Now you are the cleanest thing on earth and you are gonna pretend like you will be dead with one bacteria on you. Make a big fuss, let no-one touch you, if someone does scold them, take a tissue paper wipe and throw it away, give them bacteria stats and say how harmful they can be

Invisible friend - Talk to an empty seat, pretend like there is someone next to you, some may have a good laugh at you and some may run miles away

Wake up - Find someone who is sleeping, just wake them up and say its the last stop, the panic can be seen on their face, this is so damn funny

Switch - At each stop, get down, run, get into other entry, keep swapping

Lap service - Now bring on the childish innocent voice, ask someone if you can sit on their lap, ask with a very innocent tone that they should think that you are an overgrown 5 year old 

Liars - You are always going to find people talking over the phone who lie about where they are on the phone, just shout standing next to them like 'The next stopping is..' , lying is not good, it is a punishable offense

Got the flu - Be sad, say loud that you are just back from hospital where you were diagnosed having a dangerous flu that's gonna kill you soon and that it spreads faster than news of a sex scandal

The long route - On a Monday morning, when everyone's in a rush, just drop a bomb saying 'Oh I hate these road blocks, now we gotta take the roundabout way and that's +6kilometers ' 

'P.S Feel free to try them too and share your experiences'

3 comments:

  1. Machi Liar part is real awesome da..... It would be real fun if did so...

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  2. @Gokul thanks a lot :) Do spread the post if you liked it:)

    @Sandy Then what are you waiting for? Just do it :)

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