Tuesday, November 9, 2010

What you can do in an elevator

Be the host - shake hands with everyone who enters and wish them saying 'hope you enjoy the trip sir' and when they leave say 'hope you had a nice time sir'

Rearrange - re-arrange the floor button stickers, so floors 1-10 would change to 10-1, the funny consequences will follow, do stay back in the lift and enjoy it to the fullest

In out in out.. - a crowded lift opens, see floor number display out, get in, see floor number display inside, scratch head, get out,see floor number display outside,scratch head,get in, see floor number display inside, scratch head, get outside...until someone smacks your head off

Push twice - on a crowded elevator, push your floor button twice and says 'it works only if you push it twice from the morning! what nonsense'

Lift announcer - ding ding ding, ladies and gentlemen the doors are opening, floor number 8, cisco inautix people and get off, have a nice day , ladies and gentlemen the doors are closing

Pretend a shock - with a huge group of people behind you, waiting to press the floor buttons, pretend a shock on pressing a floor button and act like you almost got yourself killed

Sexy time - with only you and a girl on the elevator, when the door opens act like you are adjusting your fly and tuck in your shirt


Terrorist attack - when the lift is crowded, pretend like you get a call, talk with a shock and say 'there is a terrorist attack in the ground floor!!? What the..!? What am I supposed to do!?'

I'm dead - pretend like you are dead, facing the walls of the lift, lie dead

Service charge please - get a friend of your to work on this with you, sit on a chair inside the elevator with a notebook and a pen, when a person enters you say 'Service charge 5 bucks please' and your friend who pretends like paying you the money says 'that's really cheaper than a bus trip'

'P.S : Please feel free to try them and share your experiences'


4 comments:

  1. wud love to try the last one with u :)

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  2. @Blazer yes lets do it :) Do try other things and share your experiences :)

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  3. terrorist attacckkkkkkkkkkk --- COD :) :) affirmative :P :P it ll be good if we try it :) :)

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  4. Those are all good. The host would be hilarious. Of course, I'd have to sanitize my hand after each shake...

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